Ate my head. (talked too much)
سرمو خورد

He has grown a tail! (has become too smart for his own good)
دم در آورده

On my eyes. (your wish is my command)
به روي چشمام

Light up my homework! (tell me what I'm supposed to do)
تکليف منو روشن کن

Don't hit yourself into left Ali Street. (don't pretend you don't know anything about it)
خودتو به کوچه علي چپ نزن

To my death? (really?)
مرگ من?

I ate the ground and my father came out! (I fell and it hurt a lot)
خوردم زمين/پدرم در اومد

May they take away the person that washes your dead body! (hate your guts - may I see your death)
مرده شورت ببرن

Pull your carpet out of the water! (pull your own weight - stand on your own two feet)
گليمتو از آب بکش

I'll hit you so hard that electricity will pop out of your eyes!
سفت بزنمت که برق از چشات بپره

His/Her donkey passed over the bridge! (he/she got what she wanted)
خرش از پل گذشت

What kind of dirt should I put on my head?! (what the he-- am i supposed to do now?)
چه خاکي به سرم بريزم

The neighbor's chicken is a goose! (grass is greener on the other side)
مرغ همسايه غازه

Marriage is an uncut watermelon! (marriage is a risk)
ازدواج هندونه ئ نبريدس

Happiness has hit you under the belly! (you have nothing "real" to complain about, so you're nagging about trivial things)
خوشي زده زير دلش

Don't drop worms! (don't cause trouble - don't bug me)
کرم نريز

May I die for your height and top. (Love U too much)
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