حرف های بد ?do you know

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دوستانه خوب و عزیز و مهربون . امروز می خواهم شما رو با چنتا لغت آشنا کنم
که فکر می کنم تا حدودی به درد بخوره منتها معانی ومضمون این لغات طوری هستش که نمیشه مستقیم بیا ن کرد. اما بنظرم بهتره که غیر مستقیم بیان بشه بلاخره بدرد میخوره.
جمله های زیبا و جالب زیر رو حتما بخونید. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee cup
فریاد زدن= yelled
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
باد شکم رو خارج کردن= farted:!: خودتون فعلش رو بلدید Wink

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body that it could squirt blood 30 feet
pump=تپیدن(تپش قلب) squirt=پراندن آب رو بصورت فواره بیرون دادن

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long
orgasm= اوج لذت جنسی

A cockroach can live up to nine days without it's head before it starves to death
سوسک حمام=cockroach

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
copulate=جماع کردن
praying mantis =آخوندک

The flea can jump up to 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of an entire football field

زمین فوتبال=football field

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
mate=جفت گیری کردن

Butterflies can taste with their feet.
Butterflies=پروانه

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Embarassed

tongue= زبان

Right-handed people live, on an average, live nine years longer than left-handed people

Right-handed=راست دست

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump
Elephants= فیل پریدن=jump A cat's urine glows under a black light
ادرار = urine

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
شترمرغ= ostrich
brain=مغز

Polar bears are left-handed.
Polar bears =خرس های قطبی left-handed=چپ دست

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have s..e..x for pleasure
species=نوع . گونه pleasure= لذت بردن .