Things that you will never hear a woman say

1 can we not talk to each other tonight , t'd rather just watch TV.

2 .Oh,is that phone for me ? tell them i'm not here

3. i don't care if it,s on sale

4. we don't like back biting

5. i don't like expensive gifts i don't want my boy friend to buy them

Can you add another things to this sentances?